June Game - FORTUNE COOKIES

I don't know what the weather has been like where you are...but where I am? It's cold. It's gloomy. It's BLECH.

 

So, I need some positivity in my life. Tell you what, if you leave a motivational phrase or meme in the thread, I will reward you with a fortune cookie (and 10 points). Easy, breezy.

 

And yes, this is an actual fortune I once got in my cookie.

 

2026_06 - Fortune Cookies 

I'll kick us off with a motivational meme!

You may need to hear this today: your struggles are real, but you don't need to be defined by them. Your pain is true, but not insurmountable. Also this: "Enchilada, turkey feather, lip balm." Upgrade: unlocked. You are now a time traveling assassin. 

And my fortune:

Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two. 

Help me feel better until summer actually comes!!!!


  • Chris Maden (Progress Software)

    A fortune cookie anecdote, a slightly silly motivator, and a more serious one.

     

    I am not a fan of twee clichés, so with apologies to those who like this expression… I was at a Chinese restaurant (for those in the area, Chen’s Garden in Manchester was started by a cook who learned from Mary Chung in Cambridge) with Dr. Wife. Clearing the table, the server cracked, ”Teamwork makes the dream work!” I had never heard that expression before, and it struck me as a hilariously perfect example of that kind of cliché nonsense. Then we got our cookies… and what did mine say? You get one guess. The server swore she had nothing to do with it.

     

    A motivational quote that has stood me in good stead for a long time: “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” Hunter S. Thompson is someone to take inspiration from in very small, carefully selected doses… but especially when circumstances are what I guess we call “the new normal.”

     

    More seriously, I frequently think about the Ukrainian salute, Героям слава! (Heroyam slava—Glory to the heroes!) Not only in the context of their current fight, but for everyone who has struggled or worked for what’s right in the face of challenging odds.

    • Nichol Goldstein (Progress)

      The "Glory to Heroes" quote makes me think of the Klingon cheer: "IwlIj jachjaj!" or "May your blood scream!" Ultimate toasting.

       

      @Chris Maden (Progress Software)​ - here is your fortune cookie:

      "People are drawn to you and look to you for advice"

       

    • Richard Auger (https://pro2col.com/)

      Give a man a fish and he can feed his family for a day

      But give him a kraken and he rules the waves

  • Jochem Bökkers (Enso DX)

    Lately, I keep being reminded of Qui-Gon Jinn's words: 'Always remember, your focus determines your reality.'

    • Nichol Goldstein (Progress)

      BAHAHAHAH! Have you ever been skydiving? I went once. It was great!! Except that part where they threw my friend out of a plane. I panicked more at that then I did when they threw me out of the plane.

       

      Cookie: "Every setback is a setup for comeback"^^^ Which is different from a "clap back"

    • Nichol Goldstein (Progress)

      BAHAHAHAH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      I didn't even need to give you a fortune! You got one of your own! I'll give you another one anyway. 😘

       

      Cookie: "Embrace the chaos today; it may lead you to unexpected happiness."

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